Hey, all you Sexual Chocolates fans! Below is a pic of Crazy Dave at the band's latest gig- a hip Red Lobster on 635. The guys had to ditch their usual spandex for dress more appropriate to a mediocre fish restaurant, hence the ruffles. But our guys always give 100%! Trick Lee even tried to cut off his leg and replace it with a table leg, but we talked him into wearing an eye patch (we also had to assure him he didn't need to blind himself). Spark Plug took his pet parrot, Man Love, for authentic flair, but all hell broke loose when Man Love attacked the lobster tank, crapped on a shrimp cocktail, then tried to hump a stuffed marlin.
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The SC's only got to play two songs before they were asked to leave and never return. That was the biggest mistake The Lob has ever made and when the Sexual Chocolates are playing the next door Olive Garden they'll be sorry!
The band continues work on their new album so stay tuned for more updates!
3 comments:
I had a hell of a time stuffing the mullet under the hat!
I just cannot wait for the Sexual Chocolate reunion tour! I have been to 2 of the NKOTB reunion concerts and plan on going to all that I can for Sexual Chocolates!
NKOTB!! WTF!! Mentioning a washed up boy band in the same sentence as the Chocolates is sacriligious. In some parts of Europe that comment would lead to beheading. Hangin Tough my ass.
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