Over the weekend the Sexual Chocolates suffered a major set back to the reunion tour when Spark Plug was committed to a local "mental health facility." After 12 hours straight playing Elves and Pixies on the XBox, the boys went to get some cereal and beer at an Albertson's. They were debating Fruit Loops or Lucky charms when a Foreigner song began playing throughout the store, triggering the rage center of Spark Plug's brain. Spark has a long history of blood lust and hate when it comes to the band Foreigner. No one is really sure why, but anyone whose experienced one of Spark's Foreigner rages knows it's power. And destruction.
Luckily, they were near the lady business aisle so Crazy Dave was able to grab a tampon and wedge it between Spark's gnashing teeth to prevent him biting his tounge off. In order to calm him down, Trick Lee shoved a pot roast down Spark's pants then rocked him gently while singing "I Think I'm Turning Japanese". Eventually, Spark was calm enough to be led out of the store and onto a short bus headed straight for Terrell.
Check back for updates. Let's keep Spark and the boys in our prayers....
4 comments:
is he taking visitors?
Sorry to report that for now he is in isolation.
Screw Albertson's, and screw Foreigner. Both can rot in hell.
Dear devoted, delusional fans. I've got some great news for all. We are finishing up in the studio as we speak and should have the new album wrapped by the end of the week. In late April we will kick off the first leg of our "It May Not Be Big, But It Sure Is Short" tour. The first 6 weeks we will be all over Europe, with Guns N Roses as our opening act.
Sorry to say, but we have not set any dates in the States yet. We will be playing huge venues throughout Europe. Europeans are dopes, thus we are wildly popular there, especially in Belgium. That's in Europe, right? Anyway, I digress. After playing in kick ass venues for thousands of mindless drones, umm, I mean horny fans, we can't exactly come back here and play gigs in chain restaurants.
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